The Best Quotes from Ocean’s Twelve (2004)

  • Linus: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that…

Rusty: If you’re gonna ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you’re asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious – yes.

Linus: Okay, can I ask you…

Rusty: Yes.

Linus: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks…

Rusty: Ooh, don’t ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.

Linus: Wait, why not?

Rusty: Look, it’s not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why.

Linus: Oooooooooo.

  • Benedict: I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be the ex-owner of the Standard Hotel.

Rusty: You got him.

Benedict: The last we spoke, you hung up on me.

Rusty: You used nasty words. I got sensitive ears

  • Turk: It’s ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we’re dealing with here. Not to mention we don’t have a grease man anymore, because he’s in a bag somewhere. We don’t know.

Virgil: We got a bag man.

Turk: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.

Virgil: I have feelings.

Turk: No, you don’t.

Virgil: Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He’s a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he’s got air. What did you want them to do?

Turk: Oh my God, they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.

Virgil: Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?

Danny: Rusty’s not 50 years old.

Turk: Yeah dude, we know Rusty’s not 50.

Danny: You think I’m 50 years old? Let me ask you something… [to Virgil] no, let me ask you something: how old do you think I am?

Virgil: 48?

Danny: You think I’m 48 years old?

Virgil: 52?