- Linus: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that…
Rusty: If you’re gonna ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you’re asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious – yes.
Linus: Okay, can I ask you…
Linus: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks…
Rusty: Ooh, don’t ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.
Linus: Wait, why not?
Rusty: Look, it’s not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why.
- Benedict: I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be the ex-owner of the Standard Hotel.
Rusty: You got him.
Benedict: The last we spoke, you hung up on me.
Rusty: You used nasty words. I got sensitive ears
- Turk: It’s ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we’re dealing with here. Not to mention we don’t have a grease man anymore, because he’s in a bag somewhere. We don’t know.
Virgil: We got a bag man.
Turk: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.
Virgil: I have feelings.
Turk: No, you don’t.
Virgil: Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He’s a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he’s got air. What did you want them to do?
Turk: Oh my God, they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.
Virgil: Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?
Danny: Rusty’s not 50 years old.
Turk: Yeah dude, we know Rusty’s not 50.
Danny: You think I’m 50 years old? Let me ask you something… [to Virgil] no, let me ask you something: how old do you think I am?
Danny: You think I’m 48 years old?